A pack of funny greetings cards with alternative lyrics to the twelve days of christmas.
A funny christmas card with the twelve days of christmas lyric altered to 'a smart fridge and a spare key'.
A funny christmas card with the twelve days of christmas lyric altered to 'two purple gloves'.
A funny christmas card with the twelve days of christmas lyric altered to 'three drenched friends'.
A funny christmas card with the twelve days of christmas lyric altered to 'four brawling nerds'.
A funny christmas card with the twelve days of christmas lyric altered to 'five cold things'.
A funny christmas card with the twelve days of christmas lyric altered to 'six geeks a praying'.
A funny christmas card with the twelve days of christmas lyric altered to 'seven thongs a brimming'.
A funny christmas card with the twelve days of christmas lyric altered to 'eight daves a wilting'.
A funny christmas card with the twelve days of christmas lyric altered to 'nine babies glancing'.
A funny christmas card with the twelve days of christmas lyric altered to 'ten boars a sleeping'.
A funny christmas card with the twelve days of christmas lyric altered to 'eleven vipers typing'.
A funny christmas card with the twelve days of christmas lyric altered to 'twelve plumbers humming'.
A luxury greetings card and envelope showing a beautiful pearlescent finish.

Alternative 'Twelve Days Of Christmas' Funny Christmas Cards - Twelve Pack

Regular price £18.00 £0.00

A pack of funny ‘Twelve Days of Christmas’ cards with alternative nonsensical rhymes for each day.

Well if you haven't got three drenched friends and eleven vipers typing, is it even Christmas?! The ridiculously altered lyrics are printed onto a beautiful pearlescent card to give them a dusting of Christmas magic.

On the first day of Christmas, my true love sent to me...

a smart fridge & a spare key (a partridge in a pear tree)
two purple gloves (two turtle doves)
three drenched friends (three french hens)
four brawling nerds (four calling birds)
five cold things (five gold rings)
six geeks a praying (six geese a-laying)
seven thongs a brimming (seven swans a-swimming)
eight daves a wilting (eight maids a-milking)
nine babies glancing (nine ladies dancing)
ten boars a sleeping (ten lords a-leaping)
eleven vipers typing (eleven pipers piping)
and finally...
twelve plumbers humming (twelve drummers drumming)

And after all that I think we need a sit down. Each card is blank inside for you to complete with your own fittingly silly seasonal greetings. Cards and envelopes are presented in a protective bag and dispatched in a box mailer to ensure they arrive in perfect condition.

Exclusive to Wordplay Design.


Materials
Printed here in the UK on heavyweight (300gsm) ice white pearlescent card which is both biodegradable and recyclable. Supplied with twelve luxury pearlescent envelopes with a gummed diamond flap.

Dimensions
10.5 x 14.8cm (A6)
For reference purposes, A6 is the size of a standard UK postcard.

FREE DELIVERY to all UK postcodes
Copyright © Wordplay Design. All Rights Reserved.
Infringements will be pursued.

Delivery upgrades available
International delivery charges are calculated at checkout

DISPATCH TIMES

Greetings cards
Greetings cards (with the exception of Christmas cards) ordered before 3pm Monday to Friday are dispatched on the same working day with a choice of Royal Mail 1st Class, 2nd Class, Signed For or Guaranteed Next Day delivery. Please note that orders placed with the Guaranteed Next Day service are dispatched and delivered on working days (Monday to Friday) only.

Christmas cards
Christmas card orders are currently being dispatched within 1-2 working days.

Custom and personalised prints
Custom and personalised prints are normally dispatched within 1 to 2 weeks. Some personalised prints require approval of a proof before being printed. This may impact on the dispatch time, dependent on how quickly the proofing process takes place.

Non-personalised prints
Non-personalised prints are normally dispatched within 1 to 3 working days. However, some larger sized prints may not be dispatched for up to 2 weeks.

Special edition playing cards
Dispatched within 1-2 working days with a choice of Royal Mail 1st Class, 2nd Class, Signed For or Guaranteed Next Day delivery. Please note that orders placed with the Guaranteed Next Day service are dispatched and delivered on working days (Monday to Friday) only.

Personalised playing cards
Normally dispatched within 1 to 2 weeks. All personalised playing card orders require approval of proofs and therefore the dispatch schedule is dependent on how quickly proofs are approved. All personalised playing cards are dispatched by courier and must be signed for. Delivery is currently within the UK only.

Playing card and box lamination samples are dispatched on the same working day with a choice of Royal Mail 1st Class, 2nd Class, Signed For or Guaranteed Next Day delivery. Please note that orders placed with the Guaranteed Next Day service are dispatched and delivered on working days (Monday to Friday) only.

Mugs
Mugs are normally dispatched within 1 to 3 working days.

If you require something for a specific date, do please get in touch before placing your order to check this is achievable.

DELIVERY TIMES

Estimated delivery times from dispatch
UK POSTCODES
Royal Mail Guaranteed Next Day: next working day before 1pm
Royal Mail 1st Class: 1 to 2 working days
Royal Mail 1st Class Signed For:
1 to 2 working days
Royal Mail 2nd Class: 2 to 3 working days / FREE
Courier (for personalised playing cards only): next working day / FREE

EUROPE
Please note: due to the unfortunate complications caused by Brexit we are currently not shipping to European destinations

REST OF WORLD
Royal Mail standard airmail: 7 to 10 working days / International delivery charges are calculated at checkout

Customs and import taxes
Buyers are responsible for any import taxes and custom charges that may apply and Wordplay Design is not responsible for delays due to customs.


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Martin T
Love these cards!

This is the 2nd or 3rd order I’ve received from Wordplay Designs now and as always I’m impressed by the cards themselves and the speed with which they were delivered.

The cards are on beautiful pearlescent cardboard and the designs are well laid out and very witty.

I’d definitely recommend buying cards from WD if you’re looking for something a bit more original than standard shop bought cards, and you’ll be supporting a small trader too.

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Richard Lloyd
Great cards

Love the cards. Good quality, well packed with lots of positives from the receivers. Will be ordering again for Christmas 2023.

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Anonymous

Quirky and different....good option

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Susie Leeves
Very funny.

Very funny cards, well made on good cardboard. Perfect for someone who dislikes christmas, like me!


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