Funny 'Jolene' Song Lyrics Mug
A funny mug which misquotes the lyrics to Dolly’s iconic hit “Jolene”.
Jolene, you can bloody have him, I’d rather be divorced AF!
When Dolly pleads with Jolene, this is what we're all really thinking, right? If you’ve suffered from a cheater and you're ready to take back your self-respect, then this is the perfect mug for you. You can drink your tea (or champagne) with pride and perhaps a wry smile!
With its rather blunt message it would make a brilliant show of solidarity for a newly single friend, or a fun divorce gift for someone going through a relationship breakdown. It does require a sense of humour of course.
This beautiful fine bone china mug has been produced exclusively for Wordplay by Duchess China 1888 in Staffordshire, UK - 'the heart of the pottery industry'. The decorating department apply the design by hand using 22 carat gold. All of the materials are sourced within the UK making the mug fully sustainable.
Exclusive to Wordplay Design.
Materials
Fine bone china, hand-finished with 22 carat gold. It is recommended to hand-wash only.
Dimensions
Standard mug size: 8.9cm height x 8.4cm diameter
Capacity: 350ml
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DISPATCH TIMES
Greetings cards
Greetings cards (with the exception of Christmas cards) ordered before 3pm Monday to Friday are dispatched on the same working day with a choice of Royal Mail 1st Class, 2nd Class, Signed For or Guaranteed Next Day delivery. Please note that orders placed with the Guaranteed Next Day service are dispatched and delivered on working days (Monday to Friday) only.
Christmas cards
Christmas card orders are currently being dispatched on the same working day.
Custom and personalised prints
Custom and personalised prints are normally dispatched within 1 to 2 weeks. Some personalised prints require approval of a proof before being printed. This may impact on the dispatch time, dependent on how quickly the proofing process takes place.
Non-personalised prints
Non-personalised prints are normally dispatched within 1 to 3 working days. However, some larger sized prints may not be dispatched for up to 2 weeks.
Special edition playing cards
Dispatched within 1-2 working days with a choice of Royal Mail 1st Class, 2nd Class, Signed For or Guaranteed Next Day delivery. Please note that orders placed with the Guaranteed Next Day service are dispatched and delivered on working days (Monday to Friday) only.
Personalised playing cards
Normally dispatched within 1 to 2 weeks. All personalised playing card orders require approval of proofs and therefore the dispatch schedule is dependent on how quickly proofs are approved. All personalised playing cards are dispatched by courier and must be signed for. Delivery is currently within the UK only.
Playing card and box lamination samples are dispatched on the same working day with a choice of Royal Mail 1st Class, 2nd Class, Signed For or Guaranteed Next Day delivery. Please note that orders placed with the Guaranteed Next Day service are dispatched and delivered on working days (Monday to Friday) only.
Mugs
Mugs are normally dispatched within 1 to 3 working days.
If you require something for a specific date, do please get in touch before placing your order to check this is achievable.
DELIVERY TIMES
Estimated delivery times from dispatch
UK POSTCODES
Royal Mail Guaranteed Next Day: next working day before 1pm
Royal Mail 1st Class: 1 to 2 working days
Royal Mail 1st Class Signed For: 1 to 2 working days
Royal Mail 2nd Class: 2 to 3 working days / FREE
Courier (for personalised playing cards only): next working day / FREE
EUROPE
Please note: due to the unfortunate complications caused by Brexit we are currently not shipping to European destinations
REST OF WORLD
Royal Mail standard airmail: 7 to 10 working days / International delivery charges are calculated at checkout
Customs and import taxes
Buyers are responsible for any import taxes and custom charges that may apply and Wordplay Design is not responsible for delays due to customs.
