Alternative 'Twelve Days Of Christmas' Funny Christmas Cards - Twelve Pack
A pack of funny ‘Twelve Days of Christmas’ cards with alternative nonsensical rhymes for each day.
Well if you haven't got three drenched friends and eleven vipers typing, is it even Christmas?! The ridiculously altered lyrics are printed onto a beautiful pearlescent card to give them a dusting of Christmas magic.
On the first day of Christmas, my true love sent to me...
a smart fridge & a spare key (a partridge in a pear tree)
two purple gloves (two turtle doves)
three drenched friends (three french hens)
four brawling nerds (four calling birds)
five cold things (five gold rings)
six geeks a praying (six geese a-laying)
seven thongs a brimming (seven swans a-swimming)
eight daves a wilting (eight maids a-milking)
nine babies glancing (nine ladies dancing)
ten boars a sleeping (ten lords a-leaping)
eleven vipers typing (eleven pipers piping)
and finally...
twelve plumbers humming (twelve drummers drumming)
And after all that I think we need a sit down. Each card is blank inside for you to complete with your own fittingly silly seasonal greetings. Cards and envelopes are presented in a protective bag and dispatched in a box mailer to ensure they arrive in perfect condition.
Exclusive to Wordplay Design.
Materials
Printed here in the UK on heavyweight (300gsm) ice white pearlescent card which is both biodegradable and recyclable. Supplied with twelve luxury pearlescent envelopes with a gummed diamond flap.
Dimensions
10.5 x 14.8cm (A6)
For reference purposes, A6 is the size of a standard UK postcard.
FREE DELIVERY to all UK postcodes
Copyright © Wordplay Design. All Rights Reserved.
Infringements will be pursued.
Delivery upgrades available
International delivery charges are calculated at checkout
DISPATCH TIMES
Greetings cards
Greetings cards (with the exception of Christmas cards) are generally dispatched on the same working day with a choice of Royal Mail 1st Class, 2nd Class, Signed For or Guaranteed Next Day delivery. Please note that orders placed with the Guaranteed Next Day service are dispatched and delivered on working days (Monday to Friday) only.
Christmas cards
Christmas card orders are currently being dispatched within 2 working days.
Custom and personalised prints
Custom and personalised prints are normally dispatched within 1 to 2 weeks. Some personalised prints require approval of a proof before being printed - this may delay dispatch.
Non-personalised prints
Non-personalised prints are normally dispatched within 1 to 3 working days. However, some larger sized prints may not be dispatched for up to 2 weeks.
Special edition playing cards
Dispatched within 1-2 working days with a choice of Royal Mail 1st Class, 2nd Class, Signed For or Guaranteed Next Day delivery. Please note that orders placed with the Guaranteed Next Day service are dispatched and delivered on working days (Monday to Friday) only.
Personalised playing cards
Normally dispatched within 1 to 2 weeks. All personalised playing card orders require approval of proofs and therefore the dispatch schedule is dependent on how quickly proofs are approved. All personalised playing cards are dispatched by courier and must be signed for. Delivery is currently within the UK only.
Playing card and box lamination samples are dispatched on the same working day with a choice of Royal Mail 1st Class, 2nd Class, Signed For or Guaranteed Next Day delivery. Please note that orders placed with the Guaranteed Next Day service are dispatched and delivered on working days (Monday to Friday) only.
Mugs
Mugs are normally dispatched within 1 to 3 working days.
If you require something for a specific date, do please get in touch before placing your order to check this is achievable.
DELIVERY TIMES
Estimated delivery times from dispatch
UK POSTCODES
Royal Mail Guaranteed Next Day: next working day before 1pm
Royal Mail 1st Class: 1 to 2 working days
Royal Mail 1st Class Signed For: 1 to 2 working days
Royal Mail 2nd Class: 2 to 3 working days / FREE
Courier (for personalised playing cards only): next working day / FREE
NORTHERN IRELAND
Please note: due to the new European Union General Product Safety Regulations (GPSR) we can no longer ship to Northern Ireland - under these rules NI is classed as being in the EU
EUROPE
Please note: due to the unfortunate complications caused by Brexit we are currently not shipping to European destinations
UNITED STATES OF AMERICA
Please note: due to the current tariffs we are no longer shipping to the USA
REST OF WORLD
Royal Mail standard airmail: 7 to 10 working days / International delivery charges are calculated at checkout
Customs and import taxes
Buyers are responsible for any import taxes and custom charges that may apply and Wordplay Design is not responsible for delays due to customs.
