A pack of funny greetings cards with alternative lyrics to the twelve days of christmas
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A funny christmas card with the twelve days of christmas lyric altered to five cold things
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Alternative 'Twelve Days Of Christmas' Funny Christmas Cards - Twelve Pack
Alternative 'Twelve Days Of Christmas' Funny Christmas Cards - Twelve Pack

Alternative 'Twelve Days Of Christmas' Funny Christmas Cards - Twelve Pack

Regular price £15.00 £0.00

A pack of funny ‘Twelve Days of Christmas’ cards with alternative nonsensical rhymes for each day.

Well if you haven't got three drenched friends and eleven vipers typing, is it even Christmas?! The ridiculously altered lyrics are printed onto a beautiful pearlescent card to give them a dusting of Christmas magic.

On the first day of Christmas, my true love sent to me...

a smart fridge & a spare key
two purple gloves
three drenched friends
four brawling nerds
five cold things
six geeks a praying
seven thongs a brimming
eight daves a wilting
nine babies glancing
ten boars a sleeping
eleven vipers typing
and finally...
twelve plumbers humming

And after all that I think we need a sit down. Each card is blank inside for you to complete with your own fittingly silly seasonal greetings. Cards and envelopes are presented in a protective bag and dispatched in a box mailer to ensure they arrive in perfect condition.


Materials
Printed in the UK on recyclable and biodegradable heavyweight (300gsm) pearlescent card. Supplied with twelve Conqueror peel and seal brilliant white envelopes.

Dimensions
10.5 x 14.8cm (A6)
For reference purposes, A6 is the size of a standard UK postcard.

FREE DELIVERY to all UK postcodes
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Delivery upgrades available
International delivery charges are calculated at checkout

DISPATCH TIMES

Special edition playing cards
If ordered before 3pm Monday to Friday, these are dispatched on the same working day with a choice of Royal Mail 1st Class, 2nd Class, Signed For or Guaranteed Next Day delivery. Please note that orders placed with the Guaranteed Next Day service are dispatched and delivered on working days (Monday to Friday) only.

Personalised playing cards
Normally dispatched within 1 to 2 weeks. All personalised playing card orders require approval of proofs and therefore the dispatch schedule is dependent on how quickly proofs are approved. All personalised playing cards are dispatched by courier and must be signed for.

Playing card and box lamination samples are dispatched on the same working day with a choice of Royal Mail 1st Class, 2nd Class, Signed For or Guaranteed Next Day delivery. Please note that orders placed with the Guaranteed Next Day service are dispatched and delivered on working days (Monday to Friday) only.

Greetings cards
Greetings cards ordered before 3pm Monday to Friday are dispatched on the same working day with a choice of Royal Mail 1st Class, 2nd Class, Signed For or Guaranteed Next Day delivery. Please note that orders placed with the Guaranteed Next Day service are dispatched and delivered on working days (Monday to Friday) only.

Custom and personalised prints
Custom and personalised prints are normally dispatched within 1 to 2 weeks. Some personalised prints require approval of a proof before being printed. This may impact on the dispatch time, dependent on how quickly the proofing process takes place.

Non-personalised prints and mugs
Non-personalised orders are normally dispatched within 1 to 3 working days with a choice of Royal Mail 1st or 2nd Class delivery.

If you require something for a specific date, do please get in touch before placing your order to check this is achievable.

DELIVERY TIMES

Estimated delivery times from dispatch
UK POSTCODES
Royal Mail Guaranteed Next Day: next working day before 1pm
Royal Mail 1st Class: 1 to 2 working days
Royal Mail 1st Class Signed For:
1 to 2 working days
Royal Mail 2nd Class: 2 to 3 working days / FREE
Courier (for personalised playing cards only): next working day / FREE

EUROPE
Royal Mail standard airmail: 3 to 5 working days / International delivery charges are calculated at checkout

REST OF WORLD
Royal Mail standard airmail: 7 to 10 working days / International delivery charges are calculated at checkout

Customs and import taxes
Buyers are responsible for any import taxes and custom charges that may apply and Wordplay Design is not responsible for delays due to customs.


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